Update #67
In which Shaw reviews the movie The Bride, inspired by the book Frankenstein.
Update #66
In which Shaw finally makes it inside the hallowed halls of Volcano Manor.
Update #65
In which Shaw reflects on her experiences thus far with the quest for the Elden Ring.
Update #64
In which Shaw reviews the 2026 film adaptation of Wuthering Heights.
Update #63
In which Shaw looks for the entrance to Volcano Manor, but instead finds its horrible torture basement.
Update #62
In which Shaw has yet more encounters with the seemingly endless supply of weirdo denizens of the Lands Between.
Update #61
In which Shaw explores the edges of the Altus Plateau, writes some "poetry," and overdoes it with the footnotes.
Update #60
In which Shaw continues to write the world's most convoluted and unhelpful Elden Ring walkthrough.
Update #59
In which Shaw finally returns to the Lands Between after an extended break, opening the door to more exciting adventures.